Secret Number 2

As more secrets come out it will be clear that I am not necessarily attracted to men that everyone else finds attractive. But when I get around to it you will see that. Last night I had one of those nasty erotic dreams sponsored by that portion of my brain that lives in the 80’s.


So I was being raised in a house with Zack and Slater from “Saved by the Bell”. I don’t know why all three of us where in the house together but anyway, they pulled some joke on me during breakfast one day so as they went back upstairs to get dressed for school I grabbed a handful of ice cubes and headed upstairs to their bedroom. I remember shoving a couple cubes of ice down Zack’s shorts and he went off to change, Slater meanwhile looked at me after seeing what I had done and said “Don’t put ice down my shorts!” But when he said it he turned his back to me and leaned against the window. So then he got fucked with the ice.

Now there are a couple of folks out there whom I have pleasured with ice before, but it has been awhile (nothing better to make a man beg than fear of ice and heat on his hole). Must need to whoop that old trick out the bag again, and who better to do that on than Mario Lopez.

Mario, if you Google yourself (and I believe you do) I promise you a no strings attached evening of discretion and pure fun. I would never breathe a word; just keep that memory in my heart…and loins!